Space Oddity

Sorry for not keeping you updated lately. Thing's been extremly hectical and I've been hanging out with all these interesting and successful people at parties and stuff. For instance, one night at Dolce, Tom Cruise came up to me. Six months earlier I'd have been completely star struck but these kind of things happen all the time now so I stayed frosty. Anyway, he told me that he had seen the TV series that I was in and absolutely loved my performance. I was like, wow, thanks man. Which one did you see? He looked at me like I was some kind of a retard and said, "you don't have to be a smart ass with me, ok? I'm not stupid you know". I had no idea what he was talking about so I was like, Tom, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to offend you in any way. But he was already leaving saying something that might have been "go back to Switzerland, you f***ing flute". Maybe he said "...f***ing Beirut", but that wouldn't make much sense.
I feel awfully bad about the whole thing I since I have been dying to talk to Tom ever since I first got here. I've always been a spiritual guy and sometimes you can need a little bit of guidance. Who knows, scientology might be the thing for me.
Hey, I've heard that Fuglesang is going up to the moon again. Isn't that something? If they ever decide to make a movie about that dude I'd be perfect for that role.