For the record

I know there's been a lot of talk lately about Kenneth choosing that guy from Star Trek to play Thor. But I want to set the record straight, Kenneth didn't pick him over me, I turned the part down!

Thor wasn't for me, Kenneth wants it to be some artsy-drama crap like his Shakespeare movies. I will not take part in the butchering of a classic Nordic saga! It's a bit sad that I won't get to act alongside Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman though. I hear she's playing for the other team so it's no biggie...

(Good luck with Thor dad. I'm sure it will be a great career movie, just like that King Arthur movie.)

New Beginnings

Things are going quite well for the moment but one thing still bothers me; all the comments on this blog about me not being man enough. Well let me tell you, back in Stockholm everybody knows that Alex is not the kind of person you mess around with. Anyway, apparently my fans in the states are not aware of this so I have decided to show everybody once and for all what I'm all about. I will therefore fight in the UFC. I have been a black belt in Tae Kwon Do for many years now and my sparring partner and lifelong friend, Eric Roberts, also badass, has agreed to help me out on my way to the octagon.

Space Oddity

Sorry for not keeping you updated lately. Thing's been extremly hectical and I've been hanging out with all these interesting and successful people at parties and stuff. For instance, one night at Dolce, Tom Cruise came up to me. Six months earlier I'd have been completely star struck but these kind of things happen all the time now so I stayed frosty. Anyway, he told me that he had seen the TV series that I was in and absolutely loved my performance. I was like, wow, thanks man. Which one did you see? He looked at me like I was some kind of a retard and said, "you don't have to be a smart ass with me, ok? I'm not stupid you know". I had no idea what he was talking about so I was like, Tom, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to offend you in any way. But he was already leaving saying something that might have been "go back to Switzerland, you f***ing flute". Maybe he said "...f***ing Beirut", but that wouldn't make much sense.
I feel awfully bad about the whole thing I since I have been dying to talk to Tom ever since I first got here. I've always been a spiritual guy and sometimes you can need a little bit of guidance. Who knows, scientology might be the thing for me.
Hey, I've heard that Fuglesang is going up to the moon again. Isn't that something? If they ever decide to make a movie about that dude I'd be perfect for that role.

I'm rich, biatch!

Things been busy lately so I'm thinking of maybe hiring somebody to blog for me.

Stay Frosty

I'm listening to Malin Akerman chatting on the radio program "Sommar". I'm not impressed.

Ahhhh, life is good.

Lady Gaga "Paparazzi" from SocialiteBeauty on Vimeo.

She wants us to keep seeing each other but I don't know. I'm on a roll right now and I don't want anybody to slow me down.