What's the story? Morning glory!

This morning I woke up by the sound of seagulls. I realised I was lying on a beach somewhere but could not recall how I had ended up there. I stood up and brushed the sand out of my hair. The car keys where of course missing. Had no memory of where I had parked it anyways. I spotted a starbucks nearby so I decided to get a cinnamon spice mocha for breakfast. Had to ride the bus home. Felt great!

Ditching Tae Kwon Do

I tried to get my act together and went down to the gym again yesterday. Eric wasn't there. Once there I changed my mind and decided to skip practice and tried to sneak out before anyone noticed but Sean spotted me and caught up with me on the parking lot before I could into my car.
-What've you been up to, Alex? You haven't returned my calls.
-Well, you know, been busy with stuff.
Sean studied my outfit and greasy hair.
-What's up with the track suit, man?
-Uhh, I've been working real hard lately. Haven't had time to change clothes.
I jumped into the car.
-I gotta split, man.
On my way back I stopped at the huge liquor store in Pasadena. Bought some oranges and cranberry juice, never been a huge fan of alcohol anyway. Noticed that my manager had called but didn't feel like calling back. Picked up some pizza at the Dominos on the other side of the highway and drove back home again.

Feeling a bit down

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

No fun

Sorry for not updating lately. I been feeling a little bit down and after watching "Watchmen" it didn't make things better. Malin was terrific but the rest of the movie sucked. All of the super heroes acted like jerks and they didn't seem to possess any actual super powers. The plot was confusing and that blue guy didn't make any sense at all. I should could been great as Ozymandias though, that guy taht played him was way to skinny. Maybe if I'd been in the movie instead of Malin I could've talked some sense into the director, like why can't I have some cool powers like being invisible or something? Or having huge claws coming out of my fists, that would've been awesome. My favourite comic turned into a movie must be Judge Dread starring Sylvester Stallone. I have never read the actual comic but the movie was cool. My favourite comic is called Hagbard. It's a story about a Viking king with a big beard. It used to make me laugh. Back when I was a happy guy.

Call me

Since you don't reply to my emails, calls or text messages: Anders, call me! We need to sort this shit out.

Party at Laguna Beach

Me and Sean (Scott) went to the Party at Robert Englunds mansion in Laguna Beach the other night. It was crazy. We were supposed to meet Eric there but he never answered his cell phone so we went there on our own instead. Anyway, the party was filled with different celebrities, actors, producers, music artists and so on. Robert Englund himself was running around dressed as Freddy Krueger with a slasher glove and all. Sean became a little upset since Robert wouldn't stop calling him Stiffler all the time. He even introduced him to other people as Stiffler and kept asking him where his mom was. Me he called Eric Northman but I didn't care, I was glad that he recognised me from the show. After hanging around for a while I lost Sean somewhere so I hung out by myself in the bar. Suddenly David Duchovny is standing beside me so I lend over and tell him I loved the x-files. He's like; thank you, man, then he points at two really nice looking girls and says "That's Mindy and Jessica, we gonna head upstairs and do some bmx, do you want to join us?". I'm thinking, bmx, that's kind of a weird thing to do upstairs at Robert Englunds mansion so I tell David thanks, but no thanks, I used to do a lot of bmxing when I was younger but usually outside. He looks at me like I'm from another planet or something and goes "suit yourself" and then walks off with the girls. I spot the Asian dude who also played a model in Zoolander who's talking to Lucy Lawless. I'm wondering if he's the guy that Ben Stiller said was hilarious, because he dosen't look that funny to me. I'm considering to say hi but Sean suddenly appears before I have a chance to. We have to go man, I feel sick, he says. What's up, I ask him and he's like; oh, David Duchovny gave me this weird stuff to drink upstairs, you have to take me home, man, I don't feel so good. So we get into the car and I drive him home. He's saying all this crazy stuff in the car like David Duchovny being satan or a demon or something. I was kind of bummed out that we had to leave so early but after all it turned out be another great night.